Guess Who's Back....(hint-it's me)

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you....

Well, I apologize for the delay in posting but with the Thanksgiving holiday and all the stuff I've been bombarded with at work it just could not be helped. Thanksgiving was pretty damn good, with the exception of a certain family member's drunken rampage 1 hour before dinner...

Training wise there has only been one thing- I've started going back to the gym to start weight training, which is nice. I missed the soreness 2 days after a workout and the smug satisfaction you get from knowing you aren't the fattest guy in the gym...unless YOU are the fattest guy at the gym.
You know what I don't miss? Those f*ckers that insist on curling in the squat rack because its in front of the mirror. I hate that sh*t. Why? Why do you need to curl right there??? Take your useless workout somewhere else. Its always that same jerkoff too- the assh*le that bathes in "Aqua Velva" cologne just before he begins. The guy that grunts and yells as loud as he can with each rep of his 15 lb. weight. This guy is the guy that does one set, throws the weight on the ground with a loud thud, then proceeds to walk around and give everyone sh*tty advice..especially the women. Women-Thats usually this guys drive. I have actually conversed with one of these animals and it went:

Me- "Hey man, um, how much longer are you going to curl here? I need to squat...."
Him - "Hey Bro- I'm curling. You can work in-
Me- "Nah, i'm not much of a curler-
Him - "WHAT??? Dude, didn't you hear the news?
Me- "What news"
Him- "Recent studies have shown...'the curls are for the girls'"
Me- "F*ck you"

Anyways...I'm doing good at the gym. My cardio isn't as bad as I thought and I noticed a slight bump in my abdominal that may be a muscle. Or a hernia. Either way, I am looking forward to dealing with "curling guy" and his female companion "Stupid B*itch that talks on her cellphone while walking .05 mph on the treadmill".

See ya next post.